Don’t text him.
Paper texts
Nineteen cards. Pick a friend.
snub.
Bestie, you’re hot.
Bestie, you’re hot.
$7tea.
tea.
$7I’ll be ready in five minutes. I swear.
I’ll be ready in five minutes. I swear.
$7Girl, strut.
Girl, strut.
$7You don’t need no man.
You don’t need no man.
$7Can I have my clothes back?
Can I have my clothes back?
$7we can work out next week it’s chill.
we can work out next week it’s chill.
$7Can you come to the bathroom with me?
Can you come to the bathroom with me?
$7Is that my top in your story?
Is that my top in your story?
$7We’re leaving after one drink. I’m serious.
We’re leaving after one drink. I’m serious.
$7I took my bra off. I’m not coming out.
I took my bra off. I’m not coming out.
$7I’m outside. Are you still in a towel?
I’m outside. Are you still in a towel?
$7Thanks for hating everyone just cuz I hate them.
Thanks for hating everyone just cuz I hate them.
$7I literally love you.
I literally love you.
$7Body is tea.
Body is tea.
$7You’re mentally ill but at least the face and body a 10.
You’re mentally ill but at least the face and body a 10.
$7no yeah he’s cute. Whatever makes you happy.
no yeah he’s cute. Whatever makes you happy.
$7the girls are out.